More like....."Big Dirty"

I came home today,a day early from doing some shows up in Massachusetts with Daddy, Augie, and Cory to see this parked in front of my house.!! The "Wide Body", "Shinier than Zorro's Sword", seen here Dirty as Fuck and with a 20 inch flat tire. Looks like he owes me another $50 cause I know I'm getting ROPED into fixing this for him!!!...shit